Sunday, May 26, 2019


Warning, would-be virtuous generally. Xmas, in some loved ones, has become a time of celebration for meal pushers. You know who Get real:

  • the well-meaning nephew who says, "Oh, darlin', it can be Christms, no one diet habits on Christmas! Now, just let me offer biiiiiig helping of my personal special double butter-soaked padding with extra gravy. "
  • the aging adults relative who beams as well as says, "I remember how we loved my pecan pie any time you were little - then i made TWO pies the year of 2010 and one is only for you! "
  • the charming friend of your family who looks located at you and declares, "You've lost a whole lot weight: reward yourself! Possess some more marshmallow-topped sweet spud pie. "

Prepare to deflect these well-meaning folks with the responses:

  • "Thank you a lot, but I've developed increased cholesterol, and I know you need to help me avoid a new heart attack. "
  • "Oh, that's so sort of you, Auntie Thelma - We'll take that pecan pie on the office and share and advise them ALL about you. "
  • "I'm so grateful you noticed my weight reduction - but the cheeky thing is, my digestive system has changed and marshmallows help make me vomit profusely. "
  • Tip: Regarding more help, get stimulated by this Q&A having Santa's Celebrity Head Elf Dog trainer.

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