ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing has become probably the most popular tweets. And we're doing this share by broadcasting a plea to cease using "I'm on a diet" as being a definite excuse for:
- Not choosing Campfire Girl candy and / or Girl Scout cookies. It's tough enough posting kid, and these businesses help. Don't want to nibble on the stuff? Donate it into the local homeless shelter or go on it to the office lunchroom.
- Not agreeing to your 92-year-old Cousin Thelma's celebration invitation to dinner. Yes, her house has the scent of cat pee and her food tastes more serious. But she loves one and craves your treatment. Save your health by offering carryout a dish (and only devour that). And wear a large amount of perfume.
- Avoiding the senior high school reunion. Do you think that the weight will magically vanish in case you keep skipping high college reunions until you're wonderful? Reality check: that guy you adored in school probably has a beer belly how big the Santa's. So go witout a doubt, as Cousin Thelma would likely say!
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